Mario: Peado?

To me, this seems almost like a no brainer. He shows classic peadophile traits. Mustache, reclusive, doesn't talk much, always wears gloves... And surely by now him and Peach should have a kid? And why does he always hang out with that retard of brother?

Make up your own mind :)

Dan out.

Bloody Parents evening...WHY!?!?!

Ok, so i find myself at this weird little brown blog box once again, typing away my thoughts, lets be honest its just a jazzy version of a diary, except everyone reads it like little nosey buggers. No no no! Don't click the red box with the cross in the corner of the window! I want you to read it, really i do. SO much infact anonymous reader you shall no longer be anonymous, you shall be known as Gerald. Or if you are female Geraldine. Or for either sex if your feeling adventurous Giles.

So Gerald/ine topic time! Parents evening, in 45 minitues i must go to parents evening. "Wait what!? You have children? I thought you were only a mere 16 years of age! You sex deviant you!" And to this i reply, No. I'm going to parents evening because i have to go with MY parents. Which defeats the object of the name "Parents evening". I mean its bad enough having the thought of having your parents being stared down and talking to a sex pest in a suit, but being there listening to what this sex pest has to say about you is even worse. Heres a picture to show what its like:


I'm sat between my two parents while a sex pest looks at them funny. I would much rather be playing computer games tonight with my chums, but sadly this is not so. Sorry nazi's i'll have to blow you up another time.

As for Deadset it was awesome but i will write about that next week.

Well, wish me luck Gerald/Geraldine/Giles/Sanchez. I'm off.

Toodlepip

Ben.

What is about really, when you get down to it?

Hey there! Dan here, how are you? Etc etc...

I'm sure you know me as Shrimpdude.

Some of you may know me from The Life and Happenings of The Real Shrimpdude

Right.

Upon seeing this title your probably thinking "Oh God... he's doing a philisophical rant again..."

No! You're wrong! I tricked you :D

Anyway, the point of this post is to explain the point of this blog. It is extremely pointful :D (Pointful being the opposite of pointless :))

Right.

Let's start with something simple? The name! Well, me and Gontak were trying to think of ideas for a name and I suddenly thought:

TALES OF THE TWISTED!

And then, Gontak (being Gontak) said "I'm not twisted." Thus resulting in the name "Slightly Twisted". Which we are. I mean, we're twisted but we're not SO twisted we can't fit into society.

I mean, I go to a dramatics club every Tuesday! And Gontak is socially acceptable and generally liked by all!

Me... less liked but socially acceptable when I want to be :)

Right! How is this going to work?! I'll exlain! :D

For now anyway, we're going to do two posts a night. One from each bloke!

So I'll do a blog and he'll do a blog on one night.

It'll be pwnage.

Right. The only other thing I want to say is that after hearing about Dead Set, I really want to go and watch it! Sounds Awesome!

And to end off (I always do one picture per post) I have an old picture of me and Gontak! :D

First Blog: Deadset

Wow wow wee wow, this blog thing is the future right here. Look, I'm typing and you're reading, and the best thing about it is that i dont have to hear what you have to say! Huzzah!

Well, it just so happens that the birth of this blog coencides with the birth of the series, Deadset. Which is actually two seperate words, but because im kind and generous i have decided to make it one word, not only making my job typing easier but its nicer for your eyes as there is no void in between dead and set.

God this is so weird, how do people do this?

After seeing that image you're probably going "Jesus titty fucking christ is that Davina with weird eyes and blood on her face?" And to this i reply , yes. Fact of the matter is its simply a zombie series, but with a new spin, "What would happen to those big brother punks if a zombie invasion came along" Well, this program is simulating it quite well, from what I've seen so far.

Oh and Im taking interest over this because i am a zombie hunter, i hunt zombie s for a living, you may think they are not real but they are, you just dont see them because I kill them lots.

I have even got a band of loyal followers who take on the zombie hordes with me, we cna be found here http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1070181878&ref=profile#/group.php?gid=27164671187.

Check your basement, if you see a zombie there give us a bell and we shall sort it out, and try to keep the blood to a minimum.

Well what an amazing adventure we have had this evening, Deadset is getting into full swing and i won't give it a proper rating till i have seen it all but, so far so good.

Goodnight Ladies and gentlemen. Hopefully i wasnt too shit, i am a blog virgin after all, well not after tonight but you know what i mean.

Ben.